FEEL WORTHLESS QUOTES

FEEL WORTHLESS QUOTES

  1. “I’m so broke, even my imaginary friend filed for bankruptcy.”
  2. “I’m not saying my bank account is empty, but even my piggy bank filed for unemployment.”
  3. “My wallet is like a black hole – money goes in, but it never comes out.”
  4. “I’ve been working hard to save money, but it keeps escaping faster than a superhero in a comic book.”
  5. “I’m not broke; I’m just pre-rich.”
  6. “I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I can’t afford it.”
  7. “I’m so poor, I can’t even pay attention.”
  8. “My savings account has more dust than dollars.”
  9. “I tried to make ends meet, but they wouldn’t even wave at each other.”
  10. “I’m in so much debt, my credit score just asked for a restraining order.”
  11. “My bank statement is just a collection of receipts for things I can’t remember buying.”
  12. “I’m not cheap; I’m financially cautious.”
  13. “Money talks, but mine always just says goodbye.”
  14. “I’m so broke, I can’t even afford to pay attention.”
  15. “I asked my bank for a loan. They said I needed to prove I don’t need it.”
  16. “I’m living the dream – just not the one with money in it.”
  17. “I’m at that stage in life where my coffee maker is worth more than my car.”
  18. “I don’t have expensive taste; I have a taste for not spending money.”
  19. “I’m so broke, my wallet looks like it’s been on a diet.”
  20. “If I had a dollar for every time I made a financial mistake, I’d be in debt.”
  21. “I’m not broke; I’m just between fortunes.”
  22. “I’m not poor; I’m just pre-wealthy.”
  23. “I’m so broke; I can’t even afford to pay attention.”
  24. “I’m not overspending; I’m just under-saving.”
  25. “I’m financially challenged, but at least I’m rich in excuses.”
  26. “My credit card company calls me more than my mom does.”
  27. “Money isn’t everything, but have you ever tried paying your bills with good intentions?”
  28. “I’m on a one-way street to Brokesville, and the toll booth is always closed.”
  29. “I’ve got a lot of money-saving tips, but none of them seem to work.”
  30. “I’m not broke; I’m just temporarily low on funds.”
  31. “My bank account is like a book with no pages—empty.”
  32. “I have a Ph.D. in penny-pinching.”
  33. “I’m not poor; I’m just independently owned and operated.”
  34. “I don’t need a financial advisor; I need a financial miracle.”
  35. “I’m not broke; I’m in the middle of a fiscal siesta.”

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